Who signed me up for the spam e-mails?!

Was it you, Deviantart? You and your pretentious spelling of your name?! You and your artsy-ness, and your community-ness, and your...artsy-community-ness.

And you can't fool me by sending it days before I signed up! I know it was you! It's the oldest trick in the book. Send spam for cheap watches until they joined an art community

Well, that's it. I'm just going to have to post stuff on you 'till you appologise and promise not to do it again.

And I'm taking your Gameboy and X-Box. And you're grounded.